I CAN DRAW BETTER, SPELL BETTER, AND RUN FASTER THAN YOUR KIDS

I haven't laughed this hard in awhile...

Warning: If you choose to click on this link, you are taking the risk of being severely offended by crude themes and language, so don't go if you're going to get mad at me...If you are wondering how in the world I would ever find such a horrific website, it wasn't my fault. Laura Gantenbiem told me to go there, so send complaints to her.

Here is a summary of what you will find...

The premise: I can draw better, spell better, and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills are obviously superior to those of children, I've taken the liberty to judge art work done by other kids on the internet. I'll be assigning a grade A through F for each piece. : See Artwork and Commentary