NOSE HAIRS

I WAS JUST SITTING ON THE BUS THE OTHER DAY, MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, AND THIS GUY DECIDES HE FANCIES THE SEAT NEXT TO MINE. WITH A QUICK STEALTH GLANCE OUT THE WINDOW NEXT ME, I NOTICED IN THE REFLECTION THAT HE HAD A MASSIVE HEAD OF HAIR. YEAH, SO WHAT YOU ASK. WELL I WILL TELL YOU IF YOU WOULD JUST HOLD ON FOR ONE SECOND. IT WASN'T ON HIS HEAD (WELL, ACTUALLY, I SUPPOSE THE EAR IS PART OF THE HEAD), IT WAS IN HIS EAR HOLE! I AM TELLING YOU THE TRUTH, THIS REALLY OCCURRED. THERE, SPRAWLING OUT ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE LOBE WAS A NICE BIG GREASY MESS OF BLACK FUZZ. SO NEXT TIME YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND FRET OVER THE FEW FOLLICLES PROTRUDING FROM YOUR NOSTRILS, HAVE NO FEAR; AT LEAST YOU CAN HEAR!